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Grant Ashley Smith is an English professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for EFL League Two club Bromley.
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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Afanasy Ivanovich Safronov was a Red Army major general who held division command during World War II.
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