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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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\"Chinatown\" is a single performed by English band The Move. Released in 1971, the song reached number 23 on the UK Singles Chart. It was recorded at the same time as the band's alter-ego Electric Light Orchestra were laying down tracks for their first album.

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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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